Untitled
Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her
?
? 10 word story  (via nofatnowhip)

(Source: milesfrom-my-hope, via penis-butter-vag-elly)

I hate when people say “You don’t need him,” because they are right I don’t need him, but I want him more than anything and that is infinitely worst.
lettersto-savemyself:

"Just A Body" 7/29/14

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

(via classicpanda)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn, via gnarly)

lucifers-little-slut:

montecristonight:

Mmmmhhhmm yeah!

I wish satan did this to me 

lucifers-little-slut:

montecristonight:

Mmmmhhhmm yeah!

I wish satan did this to me 

(via sosunshine-pleasedrinkmorewater)

rehked:

hawxr:

“You,” he said, “are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.”

rehked:

hawxr:

“You,” he said, “are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.”

(Source: Flickr / marie-pierchayerdemersphotographie, via sosunshine-pleasedrinkmorewater)

scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

(Source: cooldude10000million, via gnarly)

(Source: percevoir, via c-isnenegro)

just-relatable:

want more relatable?

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

image

his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

(via sosunshine-pleasedrinkmorewater)

thechronic-als:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

(Source: youtube.com, via gnarly)

heartless:

sometimes i just get upset because im not the person i want to be and i think about my future and it clouds my head with negative thoughts about how im not going to be important

(via sosunshine-pleasedrinkmorewater)

exceptioninq:

third degree burns // don’t delete

exceptioninq:

third degree burns // don’t delete

(via sosunshine-pleasedrinkmorewater)